I Will Not Go the F k to Sleep Author : Richard Crasta Publisher : Invisible Man Press Total Pages : 128 Release : 2015-01-08 ISBN 10 : ISBN 13 : Language : EN, FR, DE, ES & NL GET BOOK I Will Not Go the F k to Sleep Book Description: What if a child, asked to go the f**k to sleep by its father, could respond in adult language? What if 5000 Indian yogis simultaneously dropped hot coffee on their laps in 5000 McDonalds to balance India's budget? How about selling used nukes to help balance the budget deficit? By the father of 3 boys and one Inner Brat that refuses to go to sleep or to grow up, this broad anthology of humor is his bestselling e-book. "Pythonesque," silly, and sophisticated at the same time, according to reviewers. I WILL NOT GO THE F**K TO SLEEP is an anytime book for adults who refuse to grow up or to go to sleep in this unreal and wacky world of jet-setting yogis, retired nukes, and presidents named Bush. Profane, compassionate, wickedly funny at times, it captures a world and a humor that is fresh, subversive, and often thought-provoking. You probably should not read it to your children under 15; but don’t be surprised if they decide to read it to you. "Hysterical and informative. For the rebel in you. Great style and humor"--Linda J. Lundy, 5-star review This edition restores the ORIGINAL cover which was so popular with readers.
Go the Fuck to Sleep Author : Adam Mansbach Publisher : Canongate Books Total Pages : 32 Release : 2011 ISBN 10 : 0857862650 ISBN 13 : 9780857862655 Language : EN, FR, DE, ES & NL GET BOOK Go the Fuck to Sleep Book Description: A gift book for parents that will have them laughing even as they cry.
Seriously Just Go to Sleep Author : Adam Mansbach Publisher : Akashic Books Total Pages : 32 Release : 2014-09-11 ISBN 10 : 9781617753497 ISBN 13 : 1617753491 Language : EN, FR, DE, ES & NL GET BOOK Seriously Just Go to Sleep Book Description: "Now there's a version, complete with more of the gorgeous, yet weirdly subversive illustrations. The best part? It's still funny. The rhythms, the plodding rhymes, the illustrations, the clever play on the overused trope of the world at bedtime -- they all work together to take Seriously, Just Go to Sleep beyond parody and into the realm where good children's books belong: things that parents, and children, can honestly come to from different places and enjoy together. I can imagine reading Seriously, Go to Sleep nightly, and even to the point where you're begging the child to choose something else (the ultimate compliment for a picture book) and yet still finding something to enjoy. It captures a different 'zeitgeist' of modern parenting." --New York Times "From the team that touched off the irreverent humor trend Go the F**k to Sleep, author Adam Mansbach and illustrator Ricardo Cortes, comes a new kid-friendly version of their instant comic classic. Seriously, Just Go to Sleep brings children in on the joke, helping them understand their own tactics and why their parents just want them to go . . . to sleep." --Publishers Weekly Critical success for the original Go the F*** to Sleep, a #1 best seller at: New York Times, Amazon.com, Wall Street Journal, Publishers Weekly, and many more! Seriously, Just Go to Sleep is the G-rated, traditional-sized, children's version of the book every parent has been talking about. Go the F*** to Sleep, the picture book for adults, became a cultural sensation by striking a universal chord for parents. Now, Adam Mansbach and Ricardo Cortés reunite with Seriously, Just Go to Sleep, inviting the children themselves in on the joke. As parents know, kids are well aware of how difficult they can be at bedtime. With Cortés's updated illustrations (including a cameo appearance by Samuel L. Jackson, who narrated the audio book version of Go the F*** to Sleep) and Mansbach's new child-appropriate narrative, the book allows kids to recognize their tactics, giggle at their own mischievousness, and empathize with their parents' struggles--a perspective most children's books don't capture. Most importantly, it provides a common ground for children and their parents to talk about one of the most stressful aspects of parenting. Seriously, Just Go to Sleep came to be when Mansbach read a highly censored rendition of the original book to his three-year-old daughter, and she recognized herself as the culprit and was delighted. "We were getting a lot of feedback from parents, saying that their kids loved the book--read in an altered form--because they recognized themselves in the character of the mischievous kid who's winning the bedtime battle, and thought it was hilarious. So we figured we’d do a companion volume that lets kids in on the fun."
Wo die wilden Kerle wohnen Author : Maurice Sendak Publisher : Total Pages : 40 Release : 1985 ISBN 10 : 3257005466 ISBN 13 : 9783257005462 Language : EN, FR, DE, ES & NL GET BOOK Wo die wilden Kerle wohnen Book Description: Der kleine Max lässt sich ganz allein zum Land der wilden Kerle treiben. Er wird der Wildeste von allen und sie machen ihn zu ihrem König. (ab 4)
Fuck Now There Are Two of You Author : Adam Mansbach Publisher : Total Pages : 32 Release : 2019-10 ISBN 10 : 1617757608 ISBN 13 : 9781617757600 Language : EN, FR, DE, ES & NL GET BOOK Fuck Now There Are Two of You Book Description: The third installment in Adam Mansbach's international best-selling Go the Fuck to Sleep series addresses, with radical honesty, the family implosion that occurs when a second child arrives.
Go the F k to Sleep Author : Adam Mansbach Publisher : Sceptre Total Pages : 32 Release : 2011-10-27 ISBN 10 : 1444729144 ISBN 13 : 9781444729146 Language : EN, FR, DE, ES & NL GET BOOK Go the F k to Sleep Book Description: This is a bedtime book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don't always send a toddler sailing off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate and refreshingly honest, it captures the familiar and unspoken tribulations of putting your child to bed for the night.
Go de Rass to Sleep Author : Adam Mansbach Publisher : Total Pages : 32 Release : 2014-06-10 ISBN 10 : 1617752746 ISBN 13 : 9781617752742 Language : EN, FR, DE, ES & NL GET BOOK Go de Rass to Sleep Book Description: A Jamaican patois translation of the worldwide best-selling phenomenon.
The Royal Phraseological English French French English Dictionary Author : John Charles Tarver Publisher : Total Pages : 811 Release : 1867 ISBN 10 : SRLF:A0001561810 ISBN 13 : Language : EN, FR, DE, ES & NL GET BOOK The Royal Phraseological English French French English Dictionary Book Description:
You Have to Fucking Eat Author : Adam Mansbach Publisher : Total Pages : 32 Release : 2014-11-12 ISBN 10 : 1617753785 ISBN 13 : 9781617753787 Language : EN, FR, DE, ES & NL GET BOOK You Have to Fucking Eat Book Description: A rhyming book for adults portrays the difficulties parents endure when trying to get their children to eat.
A Lexicon Abridged from Liddell and Scott s Greek English Lexicon Author : Henry George Liddell Publisher : Total Pages : 782 Release : 1869 ISBN 10 : HARVARD:HWSGGM ISBN 13 : Language : EN, FR, DE, ES & NL GET BOOK A Lexicon Abridged from Liddell and Scott s Greek English Lexicon Book Description: