Go the F k to Sleep

Go the F  k to Sleep
Author : Adam Mansbach
Publisher : Text Publishing
Total Pages : 32
Release : 2011-07-06
ISBN 10 : 9781921758843
ISBN 13 : 1921758848
Language : EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

Go the F k to Sleep Book Description:

Go the Fk to Sleep is a bedtime book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, California Book Award-winning author Adam Mansbach’s verses perfectly capture the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. In the process, they open up a conversation about parenting, granting us permission to admit our frustrations, and laugh at their absurdity. With illustrations by Ricardo Cortés, Go the Fuck to Sleep is beautiful, subversive and pants-wettingly funny—a book for parents new, old and expectant. You probably should not read it to your children. The cats nestle close to their kittens, The lambs have laid down with the sheep. You’re cozy and warm in your bed, my dear. Please go the fk to sleep. The windows are dark in the town, child. The whales huddle down in the deep. I’ll read you one very last book if you swear You’ll go the fk to sleep. The eagles who soar through the sky are at rest And the creatures who crawl, run, and creep. I know you’re not thirsty. That’s bullshit. Stop lying. Lie the fk down, my darling, and sleep.

Seriously Just Go to Sleep

Seriously  Just Go to Sleep
Author : Adam Mansbach
Publisher : Akashic Books
Total Pages : 32
Release : 2014-09-11
ISBN 10 : 9781617753497
ISBN 13 : 1617753491
Language : EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

Seriously Just Go to Sleep Book Description:

"Now there's a version, complete with more of the gorgeous, yet weirdly subversive illustrations. The best part? It's still funny. The rhythms, the plodding rhymes, the illustrations, the clever play on the overused trope of the world at bedtime -- they all work together to take Seriously, Just Go to Sleep beyond parody and into the realm where good children's books belong: things that parents, and children, can honestly come to from different places and enjoy together. I can imagine reading Seriously, Go to Sleep nightly, and even to the point where you're begging the child to choose something else (the ultimate compliment for a picture book) and yet still finding something to enjoy. It captures a different 'zeitgeist' of modern parenting." --New York Times "From the team that touched off the irreverent humor trend Go the F**k to Sleep, author Adam Mansbach and illustrator Ricardo Cortes, comes a new kid-friendly version of their instant comic classic. Seriously, Just Go to Sleep brings children in on the joke, helping them understand their own tactics and why their parents just want them to go . . . to sleep." --Publishers Weekly Critical success for the original Go the F*** to Sleep, a #1 best seller at: New York Times, Amazon.com, Wall Street Journal, Publishers Weekly, and many more! Seriously, Just Go to Sleep is the G-rated, traditional-sized, children's version of the book every parent has been talking about. Go the F*** to Sleep, the picture book for adults, became a cultural sensation by striking a universal chord for parents. Now, Adam Mansbach and Ricardo Cortés reunite with Seriously, Just Go to Sleep, inviting the children themselves in on the joke. As parents know, kids are well aware of how difficult they can be at bedtime. With Cortés's updated illustrations (including a cameo appearance by Samuel L. Jackson, who narrated the audio book version of Go the F*** to Sleep) and Mansbach's new child-appropriate narrative, the book allows kids to recognize their tactics, giggle at their own mischievousness, and empathize with their parents' struggles--a perspective most children's books don't capture. Most importantly, it provides a common ground for children and their parents to talk about one of the most stressful aspects of parenting. Seriously, Just Go to Sleep came to be when Mansbach read a highly censored rendition of the original book to his three-year-old daughter, and she recognized herself as the culprit and was delighted. "We were getting a lot of feedback from parents, saying that their kids loved the book--read in an altered form--because they recognized themselves in the character of the mischievous kid who's winning the bedtime battle, and thought it was hilarious. So we figured we’d do a companion volume that lets kids in on the fun."

I Will Not Go the F k to Sleep

I Will Not Go the F  k to Sleep
Author : Richard Crasta
Publisher : Invisible Man Press
Total Pages : 128
Release : 2015-01-08
ISBN 10 :
ISBN 13 :
Language : EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

I Will Not Go the F k to Sleep Book Description:

What if a child, asked to go the f**k to sleep by its father, could respond in adult language? What if 5000 Indian yogis simultaneously dropped hot coffee on their laps in 5000 McDonalds to balance India's budget? How about selling used nukes to help balance the budget deficit? By the father of 3 boys and one Inner Brat that refuses to go to sleep or to grow up, this broad anthology of humor is his bestselling e-book. "Pythonesque," silly, and sophisticated at the same time, according to reviewers. I WILL NOT GO THE F**K TO SLEEP is an anytime book for adults who refuse to grow up or to go to sleep in this unreal and wacky world of jet-setting yogis, retired nukes, and presidents named Bush. Profane, compassionate, wickedly funny at times, it captures a world and a humor that is fresh, subversive, and often thought-provoking. You probably should not read it to your children under 15; but don’t be surprised if they decide to read it to you. "Hysterical and informative. For the rebel in you. Great style and humor"--Linda J. Lundy, 5-star review This edition restores the ORIGINAL cover which was so popular with readers.

Go the F ck to Sleep Go the Fk to Sleep

Go the F ck to Sleep  Go the Fk to Sleep
Author :
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages : 24
Release : 2017-10-19
ISBN 10 : 1978493347
ISBN 13 : 9781978493346
Language : EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

Go the F ck to Sleep Go the Fk to Sleep Book Description:

Go the F*ck to Sleep is a book for hard working parents who struggle away every night to put their children to sleep. This book understands the innermost frustrations and anger of the parents who go through the bedtime lullaby ordeals every night to put their kids to sleep. The illustrations and poems are beautiful and funny. Experience Go the F*ck to Sleep today!

Go the Fuck to Sleep

Go the Fuck to Sleep
Author : Adam Mansbach
Publisher : Canongate Books
Total Pages : 32
Release : 2011-06-16
ISBN 10 : 9780857862662
ISBN 13 : 0857862669
Language : EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

Go the Fuck to Sleep Book Description:

Go the Fuck to Sleep is a bedtime book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don't always send a toddler sailing off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate and refreshingly honest, it captures the familiar and unspoken tribulations of putting your child to bed for the night. Colourfully illustrated and hilariously funny, this is a breath of fresh air for parents new, old and expectant.* *(You probably shouldn't read this to your children.)

Fuck Now There Are Two of You

Fuck  Now There Are Two of You
Author : Adam Mansbach
Publisher :
Total Pages : 32
Release : 2019-10
ISBN 10 : 1617757608
ISBN 13 : 9781617757600
Language : EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

Fuck Now There Are Two of You Book Description:

The third installment in Adam Mansbach's international best-selling Go the Fuck to Sleep series addresses, with radical honesty, the family implosion that occurs when a second child arrives.

Go the F k to Sleep

Go the F  k to Sleep
Author : Adam Mansbach
Publisher : Sceptre
Total Pages : 32
Release : 2011-10-27
ISBN 10 : 1444729144
ISBN 13 : 9781444729146
Language : EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

Go the F k to Sleep Book Description:

This is a bedtime book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don't always send a toddler sailing off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate and refreshingly honest, it captures the familiar and unspoken tribulations of putting your child to bed for the night.

You Have to Fucking Eat

You Have to Fucking Eat
Author : Adam Mansbach
Publisher :
Total Pages : 32
Release : 2014-11-12
ISBN 10 : 1617753785
ISBN 13 : 9781617753787
Language : EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

You Have to Fucking Eat Book Description:

A rhyming book for adults portrays the difficulties parents endure when trying to get their children to eat.

Go the F ck to Sleep

Go the F ck to Sleep
Author : Peter Childs
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages : 46
Release : 2017-10-03
ISBN 10 : 1977935958
ISBN 13 : 9781977935953
Language : EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

Go the F ck to Sleep Book Description:

Go the F*ck to Sleep is a book for hard working parents who struggle away every night to put their children to sleep. This book understands the innermost frustrations and anger of the parents who go through the bedtime lullaby ordeals every night to put their kids to sleep. The illustrations and poems are beautiful and funny. Experience Go the F*ck to Sleep today!

Go the F ck to Sleep Beaded Bookmark

Go the F ck to Sleep Beaded Bookmark
Author :
Publisher :
Total Pages :
Release : 2017
ISBN 10 : 1441324194
ISBN 13 : 9781441324191
Language : EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

Go the F ck to Sleep Beaded Bookmark Book Description: