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Mayberry Melonpool only wanted one thing: to be captain of a spaceship. Never mind that he's addicted to television, has the I.Q. of a toaster oven and is obsessed with William Shatner — he's the perfect candidate to command a spaceship that looks like a 108-foot mallard duck with a crew made up of a hothead inventor, a telepathic dog and a 220-lb. hamster.Join the crew of the Steel Duck as they get a crash course in Earth culture (literally), discover time travel, Internet dating, the “grey” side of the Force, cloning, mind swapping and try to blast off Earth before being discovered. All this, and more, in the first volume of Old School Melonpool!